Live-Blogging the RNC

Mitt Romney just said that:

• “Opportunity comes from homes free from pornography and promiscuity.”
• “Dependency is death to initiative…time to stop the spread of government dependency and fight it like the poison it is”
• “It’s time for the party of big ideas, not the party of Big Brother”
• “This is no time for timid, liberal empty gestures”
• “Can you believe how douchey I am?”
• “…to stand up to the tyrannosaurus appetite of government unions.”
• “Let’s keep Al Gore’s private jet on the ground.”

Okay, one of these isn’t true. The rest, sadly, are direct quotes. And he’s still going…